Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head

Evolution has a new discovery:- http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/

DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery:-http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/-Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.

DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/ > > Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.-...-That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!

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DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/ > > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > NATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > You don't need to ram the point home.-You should be sheepish after that punny comment

DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/ > > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > dhw: You don't need to ram the point home. > > DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment. > > Nah, I believe in fleecepeech.-wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't!

DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery:-http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/-dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep....-MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!-dhw: You don't need to ram the point home.-DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment.-Nah, I believe in fleecepeech.-DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't!-This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd".

DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/ > > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > dhw: You don't need to ram the point home. > > DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment. > > Nah, I believe in fleecepeech. > > DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't! > > This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd".-The pen is mightier than the shears. I'll alpaca my bale of wool and sheep out.

DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > > > > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/ > > > > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > > > MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > > > dhw: You don't need to ram the point home. > > > > DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment. > > > > Nah, I believe in fleecepeech. > > > > DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't! > > > > This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd". > > The pen is mightier than the shears. I'll alpaca my bale of wool and sheep out.-Wow. I'm not sure which of you I should call the PUNisher.

DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,191... Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep....-MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d!-dhw: You don't need to ram the point home.-DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment.-Nah, I believe in fleecepeech.-DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't!-dhw: This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd".-DAVID: The pen is mightier than the shears. I'll alpaca my bale of wool and sheep out.-MATT: Wow. I'm not sure which of you I should call the PUNisher.-Matt, it was your ba-a-a-a-a-d joke that started this run on what the divine Potter (Stephen) would call punupmansheep. Well, I raise my glass to you. Mouton Rothschild of course.

DAVID: Evolution has a new discovery: > http://www.theonion.com/articles/anthropologists-trace-human-origins-back-to-one-la,19191/ > > dhw: Damn! These must be the folk who got the grant I should have had for my unique research project on The Universe a Zillion Years From Now. Besides, anyone who has studied human psychology could have told them that our immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep.... > > MATT: That joke was b-a-a-a-a-a-d! > > dhw: You don't need to ram the point home. > > DAVID: You should be sheepish after that punny comment. > > Nah, I believe in fleecepeech. > > DAVID: wool you quit this? Sweater or not, I won't! > > dhw: This thread has caused shear horror in the Creationist pen, and weave been asked wether (sic) there is biblical evidence. None other than the Bishop of Lambeth has provided us with an unbleatable case ... Psalm 23: "The Lord is my Shepherd". > > DAVID: The pen is mightier than the shears. I'll alpaca my bale of wool and sheep out. > > MATT: Wow. I'm not sure which of you I should call the PUNisher. > > Matt, it was your ba-a-a-a-a-d joke that started this run on what the divine Potter (Stephen) would call punupmansheep. Well, I raise my glass to you. Mouton Rothschild of course.-Latest news bleat: it is time for ewe to enter the silence of the lambs, before this pun run turns into a mare-athon. Please take it on the lamb, before I get your goat, and ram it down your throat.

I think David just won...

DAVID: Latest news bleat: it is time for ewe to enter the silence of the lambs, before this pun run turns into a mare-athon. Please take it on the lamb, before I get your goat, and ram it down your throat.-MATT: I think David just won...-Ever since I conclusively proved that man's immediate ancestor was not a goat but a sheep, there has been a battle of lamb-ent wit between the pun-dits. It should have ended with David's last post, but although Matt's verdict is not pre-matt-ure, as I have indeed been worsted, before I abandon this text-ile explain my thinking.-Until David's last post, this had been a peaceful exchange of views. However, the threat of violence from a Texan cowboy ... a mixture of Billy the Kid, Ram-bo and Duffelo Bill ... shows that it's time for a peace tweedy: I admit defeat, Bleat a hasty retreat ... Back I goato my fence And my ewesual seat.

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Homo Sapiens new origin; evolution turned on its head (Introduction)